LOOK AT THIS SHIT PAUL
A Fort Worth woman is celebrating her 104th year of life. “Today, I’m 104” she told a series of reporters outside her home made of used Dr. Pepper cans. “I couldn’t believe it because my clock is being blocked by used Dr. Pepper cans, but one of my children told me after dropping off my regular shipment of Dr. Pepper to my house.”
Her son, Dahktor P. Eiper, told the reporters this. “I’m really glad that my grandmother is still alive after all these years and is still proudly representing the brand Dr. Pepper™. I hope she’ll live another great 104 years so that she can still enjoy such a refreshing beverage.”
The 104-year old credits her longevity to the amount of Dr. Pepper she drinks and the age old adage, “Three Dr. Peppers a day keeps the doctor away.” She laughed as she said it. “I honestly believe that statement more than anything. My doctor tells me I’m in fine condition and he too also enjoys the taste of a fresh cold Dr. Pepper™ every morning.”
The doctor could not comment at this time because he is attending Dr. PepperCon 2015 and will be out of town for the month.