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Marvel vs Capcom 3

April 20th, 2010 by DanielRGT

So it’s finally been announced, and I would really like to say that I’m fucking stoked for this game. Unfortunately, with the way the teaser looked, I can easily say that I’m skeptical about what may happen to one of my favorite fighting game series. The producer of this exciting new game is the same person who produced Tatsunoko vs Capcom (TvC), and while I enjoy that game I hope they keep a couple of things from that game out of my Marvel vs Capcom game.

The first issue  I’m worried about is whether or not the art style of TvC will go well with this new MvC. My main issue isn’t the art itself, but more how this will look with Marvel’s intense speed. The next problem comes if they don’t maintain that  intense speed, because while TvC is fun it isn’t nearly as fast-paced and exciting as MvC.

These are my main issues with the teaser (and while that was not a long list of reasons, it’s a teaser so it isn’t really forthcoming with information), and anything after that is simply me wondering what they are going to do with the game. While I loved MvC2 (Marvel vs Capcom 2 if you’re dumb), this is a new game so I expect to see something new to the table. MvC2 and MvC1, while the art styles are similar (really, identical) they are two different games. Marvel 2 places a greater value on assists than Marvel 1 (which has a drastically different assist system than 2) and it of course upgraded the standard “2-Person team” into a “3-Person team.” It was an exciting transition to be sure.

Now that the new one is coming out, I hear a lot of people (a.k.a. idiots) bitching about change, using such phrases as “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” This is a poor choice of words to use when it comes to Marvel considering that Marvel vs Capcom 2 is one of the most broken games of all time.

Don’t get me wrong, the game is fun as shit.  It’s one of my favorite games, and while I’m not exactly great at the game it’s still boatloads of fun. This doesn’t change the fact that the game is broken, it’s just wrong. If you don’t know anything about the game, you’ll probably take a look and say to yourself, “Wow, what a wide selection of characters!”

This is your first mistake, because you are seeing the forest when there is a pack of bears ready to maul the fuck out of you right in front of you. These 4 bears are named Magneto, Storm, Cable, and Sentinel. They are kings of the forest, especially since the forest is just a bunch of trees and these are fucking bears.

What I’m saying is that these 4 characters are the best in the game, and there is no dispute on the matter. There are many different fighting games where people say “This character is the best”, but there is room for interpretation. This is not the case with Marvel, anyone who argues that Sentinel is not the mac daddy of all giant rapist robots from the future is clearly wrong and doesn’t know what they are talking about.

Which brings me back to my point (which was Marvel vs Capcom 3 in case you drifted off), Marvel vs Capcom 2 is EXTREMELY broken, so by all means attempt to fix it. However, I’m hoping that they hire those ass-crack piece of shit plumbers who you hire to fix your pipes, and they do the job, but in the process they kidnap your children.

I’m hoping Capcom keeps that plumbing past-time in mind when making this game.

World of Warcraft

April 12th, 2010 by DanielRGT

There’s a lot of things in this world that are totally sweet and awesome. Steak, the Phoenix Wright series, my dog, cash, money, cashmonies, puppies, the list goes on for days. Among this list of things that are totally sweet and awesome, World of Warcraft does not show up on the list. Sure, it may fall into the list of things that are cool, or lukewarm, but it’s by no means one of the greatest things ever.

So then why do so many people have a big one for World of Warcraft? As far as games go, it’s a good game but it is by no means perfect or extraordinarily spectacular. It’s interesting, but not mesmerizing. I could make sub-reviews like this for hours upon hours.

The conclusion I’ve come to is that I can’t feel the same way people do about WoW simply because of the price tag. The game costs $20, the first expansion (Burning Crusade) costs somewhere in the realm of  $20, and the second expansion (Wrath of the Lich King) costs $30. There’s a third expansion coming out soon called Cataclysm that will cost $30. That’s  $100 just for the base games itself. The game, for one account, costs $15 per month. That’s $180 per year (15 x 12). In one year, that’s $280 dollars spent on one game, which in defense to the game has more than enough content for a full year’s worth of play.

For some people, they may play the game a lot because they enjoy it, but also because they are paying shittons of cashmoney and bitch Blizzard is the boss. They may play to rationalize and justify the fact that they are paying so much money.

For me, it’s a vastly different experience. I get World of Warcraft for free (my brother is an employee at Blizzard), so for me the game simply boils down to it’s core play value. “Is this a good game? Is this a game worth playing? I lathered and rinsed, but did I repeat?” These are all important questions that come to mind when I play World of Warcraft.

My opinion is such: World of Warcraft is only fun at the endgame portion of the game. This means that for me to enjoy the game, I’d have to be level 80 and in a guild that plans and performs raids. Leveling up is not where it is at (unless I had someone to do it with, and they better be cool or else I’ll make up some bullshit excuse and leave), and considering the majority of the game involves you leveling up and grinding it is not a fun experience for me. It took me a long time to get to level 70 when that was the maximum level, and now that the maximum level is 80 I’ve less motivated to get to that number than ever before.

How can I remedy this? Well I can’t, firstly, because some dickwad stole my World of Warcraft account. I’ve forgotten my secret answer to my secret question (it’s a secret I can’t help it) and so I can’t verify I am who I say I am. I have to call Blizzard to get this figured out, but that’s a lot of work that would probably require my actual computer. I don’t have that, of course, so I’m in a predicament.

How can I resolve this? I don’t really know, and at the moment I have about 23 years before I can worry about my free WoW running out. So I can be laid back about it, if only for a little bit.

Once I get my computer back, that bitch is going down. He sold all my shit too, what an asshole.

Animal Crossing is Bullshit

April 6th, 2010 by DanielRGT

Animal  Crossing, despite the name, is not about animals safely looking both ways and crossing the street in the correct manner. It’s a game created by a team that got down on their knees, worshipped the God of Obnoxiousocity, and got some dope-ass tips to make their game extra fucking annoying.

It all comes down to the fact that these animals are basically bullshit, especially considering that the alligator currently living in my village should be eating everyone and everything. Hell, if the game was to help out the other animals and form a military coup against the dictator alligator, the game would be a hell of a lot more interesting.

As it stands now, however, it’s a game that is interesting for the first 30 minutes to an hour, and then every painstaking minute after that becomes a self-destructive quest of moving back forth around your town, trying to find that one hopelessly lost soul of an animal who isn’t in their house for some god forsaken reason only to complete the task given to you and receive the grand prize of stationery.

Stationery is useless, there is no purpose to it. You can write greetings and other colloquialisms in these letters, but seeing as the animals aren’t real they can’t actually read your letter. Even if the game has some sort of “super-advanced-futuristic” way of reading the actual contents (Hint: It doesn’t) there’s no way for it to actually work because it has to assume the person writing the letter (i.e. an idiot) would be spelling things correctly.

I’ve written letters in Animal Crossing, mostly because some asshole of a racoon got on his goddamn hands and knees and asked me to do it. I decided to do it, but under the condition that I get to say all the meanest, nastiest, unfriendliest message in the world.

I couldn’t think of that, so instead I just told the animal to eat a bag of dicks. The animal got genuinely confused asking me what the letter meant, and in return the confused animal said “Oh well, here have a piece of stationery.”

That’s right, writing to these illiterate animals doesn’t even reward you dope-ass furniture to put in your tiny one bedroom (no bath) apartment. Speaking of  holes in the wall, your character has to be some sort of idiot to come to a town hoping to live there with only $1000 (or bells if you wanna be accurate) to his name.

It wouldn’t have mattered anyway though because every town just has to have a local scam artist racoon there to con you in to giving him all your goddamn money. The only way to play this game is to be in massive debt to this mafia-man of a racoon, but he’s not even cool like normal scam artists. He should show up to your house in a drunken stupor once every saturday and beat the shit out of you so he can have his money.

Nope, this scam artist is one of the nice ones. “Pay me back whenever, it’s cool I don’t care. I only have a store to run, kids to feed, and a wife who’s about to leave me!”

Fucking bullshit.

Recent Major Discovery Shocking the JT NEWS

April 5th, 2010 by DanielRGT

Girls are fucking weird.

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